Flava Flav

Public Information
Rumored to be much older than he is, the enigmatic Kindred known as Flava Flav proclaimed himself Justicar in 1999 at the rising of the Red Star. Nobody took him seriously, but after the release of his studio album Fuck You Just Say? and the eerily accurate description of the deaths of several luminaries that shortly followed, polite society simply accepted that Flava Flav was a "vagrant" Justicar.

Scandals and Accolades
Known for his accumen at undermining the enemies of the Camarilla since his first known public enterprises in the early 20th century, many Neonates are deeply fond of the persona he cultivated in the mortal world before the century ended. Many have been met with wildly different responses when they expressed their fondness for Public Enemy and The Surreal Life.

Although many Princes expressed outrage at the sudden inexplicable deaths of members of their Courts, the other Justicars and the Inner Circle have been notably silent on expressing support or opposition to the self-proclaimed "Love Justicar."

Whispers of the Jihad
Because of a proclamation that he should be referred to only as "Flavius Flavulon" at a Conclave he unceremoniously disrupted in 2003, some suspect that the Elder Malkavian may in fact be an ancient Malkavian, dating back to the height of Roman power. Some others have even whispered that Flav is Judas Iscariot and only appears to be a vampire, but is in fact cursed by God.

Many such whisperers have disappeared shortly thereafter. A small few, however, have found themselves mysteriously rising to prominence within their Domains, often only to be shamed due to their complete inability to live up to the standards of whatever prestigious positions they had found themselves suddenly filling.

Quotes
"He don't...it's like when you go to the store and -SHUT UP BITCH! - and he'll be all, you know...there. Feel me?" Archon Ol' Dirty Bastard, 2009